Sue says…

 Theme from Jaws

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-high-surf-california-coast-20140123,0,2062739.story#ixzz2rJvjWGrW

People have to be told to stay off the beach? Me? I consider that natural selection. (Just kidding, of course) If you’re too stupid to “stay out of the water”…  Or, “come in from the rain”.  Maybe you need a nanny? I’ve heard Bloomberg is available these days.